ポスティングしましてん。 この、 ↓ Lately, a lot of people have been asking me if I died or stopped doing comedy. I’ve been working a lot over the last few years, but I know it seems like I’ve just disappeared since officially released anything since “words, words, words.” But I have no want to flood you with half-baked content just to “stay relevant.” I’d rather release things when I feel that they’re worthy of your attention. If it takes a few years, that’s fine.
「Zach Stone is gonna be famous」はMTVにて放送される、簡単にまとめると自虐モキュメンタリーでございます。高校を卒業したザックが今まで貯金したお金を全部投資して、自分のドキュメンタリーを制作し、YOU TUBEで流して有名になっちゃる、っていう。ザックの肩書きはpre-celebrity!
ちなみに「Life with Derek」にまったくハマらなかったので知らなかったのですが、この作品はディズニーチャンネルなのにimdbの評価高いんですね(＊追記：いや、imdbってアンチ・ディズニーが多いのか、ディズニー発のティーン評価が不必要に低い、という意味っす 汗・・・）。シャイア・ラブーフ君の活躍で大爆笑（こっちはハマった！）だった Even Stevens [DVD] [Import]くらいのクオリティかと思えば、彼がこのインディペンデント映画で主演するってのも、なんか、納得が行きます。 そして、学生の味方、ボー君が共演するというのも・・・納得っす。
hittin a club up, VIP a got a fake moustache and fake ID i look like wooly willy with a really wooly willy and i bypass the bouncer, pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her, wowzers look at all of bo's hoes, looking for a ride on bo's hose and i spot a little latina, booty so big call it oprah's ego, we go do it, through it she says "dios mio mi amigo!" pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and i bust in the back of ya, swallow bitch! there's people starving in africa.
single every single day, do it every single way make the single ladies say, oh bo. and if i were gay, though i swear i'm straight i'd make the fellas say, oh bo.
you're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top, but careful, cherry, cause i'm the king of pop, pop, pop pop goes my weasel, now you look like Jackson Pollock's easel.
king of pop →pop in your mouthなpop →cherry on topのチェリー →topだからking of pop
pop →わらべ歌( ？）のpop goes the weasel →my weasel（俺様のち●こ） →jackson pollockのeasel →pop art のpop さらに！→king of pop が 'jackson pollockのjacksonにもかかりますね。
おしゃれなのが、jackson pollockはeasel（がキライ）でeaselを使わないことからあの技法が生まれたわけじゃないですか。now you look like Jackson Pollock's easel.って「でくのぼう」「用なし」にもとれます
my suggestion is, you don't blow til you know what congestion is, swallow when you know what digestion is, follow bo, the only question is - have you been splattered before by the mad hatter matador? cake batter, nevermore, it don't matter whether you're spanish, french, swedish or cambodian i'll slime you so hard you could be on nickelodeon.
you think that you can handle me, girl don't make me laugh my junk is bipolar, it'll split you in half. and if you're lucky, i might just bring you home, and i'll have you going down like you're growing an extra chromosome. and when you love me, don't grab me by my buns, cause i got a bad case of the runs. i got the runs. i got the runs.
ここ最高です。とくに and when you love me, don't grab me by my buns, cause i got a bad case of the runs. i got the runs. i got the runs. にボー節ならではな、芸術を感じます。
chorus.
i'd like to break it down for y'all. i came from the streets with nothing, now i'm making hit records. for all my people still livin in the streets, still livin in poverty - i want to tell you, i'm doin this for you. my success is your success. and i know you may be thinking "hey, if you really believe that, why don't you use some of your money to help rebuild the neighborhood instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jetski...and to that i say...uh, chorus is coming up.
chorus is coming up.この逃げる技法は、誰かの技法をとってつけた感が否めませんが、これ以上ボー君になにを望むというのでしょう。まだ彼の才能が熟してない証拠なのです。数年後のボー君への期待感が膨らみます。
you got a fume like a tuna. i'll smell you later. i met a fat chick and i fucked her in an elevator. it was wrong on so many levels...
so many levelsのlevelsを考えると、ちょっと萌えます（笑）。
single every single, do it every single pop that single like a pringle jingle, oh bo the song's almost completed all this little ditty needed, instrument that's double reeded, the oboe.
oh bo play that oboe.
この最後の the song's almost completed all this little ditty needed, がすんごいせつない気持ちにさせられて、好きです。 オーボエのノスタルジックな音と instrument that's double reeded, the oboe.があるから oh bo play that oboeは、オヤジギャグにならないと思います（笑）
all the seats at the sunday masses, filled with the mass's massive asses, classes pass as fast as molasses. ceremonial reading glasses. read a little bit of leviticus. all the kids are a little too little for this. all the parents nod in agreement - "i think i can vaguely see what he meant." it's too early in the morning glory to read another allegory story, the father, reads a little bit farther, assuring the assured that they need not bother "when god, in verse 45, said the slaves are okay to buy, he meant that people, all from the start each have slaves within their hearts. things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our moral cotton god calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery... and then as god goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves..."
in the back, i sit and i nod to the beats that are bumpin from my ipod my god, they're starting to pray and over the music i can hear them say "dear god, dear lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword. dear good all-seeing being, my way or the highway yahweh. the blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great, all-loving faggot hater, i'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white and though this is your day of rest, i come to you with one request there's so much pain beyond this steeple, wars and drugs and homeless people. sadness, where there should be joy, hate and rape and soulja boy. a world in darkness needs your light, so i'm sure your schedule's pretty tight but my dog just had leg surgery if you could fix that first...
debra messing's fingers in a holy place, "hail mary full of grace."
obama, could you pass some hope to the pope i know a couple dude's who wanna elope see the pope said, "nope" so the bros can't cope. (the bros can grope but the bros can't cope) they've been in love, they've been addicted who said they shouldn't? benedict did. cause in the holy land of the lord he's the holy landlord and dicks are evicted. cause you can be a benedict if you've been a dick under benedict but you can't have benedicts because there's only one pope and only one dick what? a dick on a pope is just like a soap on a rope cause it's pointless, unless in prison, throw up your bibles, christ has risen. hallelujah, now it's raining men, because the gender ratio is 1 to 10. winos at the eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation jesus wasn't the messiah, get back i'm a heretic and i'm on fire it was oedipus, and those holy nights the holy motherfucking christ. i'm a blasphemah post-katrina cruising the marina. on a crusade to cruise aids and blast FEMA you're too late, we're fucked we don't need ya.
in the name of the father, son and holy ghost head, shoulders, knees and toes turn up your nose, strike that pose. HEY MACARENA!
＊＊＊あらすじ＊＊＊ 「清く正しく美しく」をモットーに嫁入り前までは純潔を守るよう育て上げられた女の子プリシラちゃんが、地元を離れた大学へ。ところが学校一アソビ人のナタリーがルームメイトとなり、アルコール、マリファナは当たり前、部屋でfour-some目撃もアリな毎日に悩まされるハメに。 そんなある日、学寮内で行われているパーティの騒音に耐えられず、その場に乗り込んだプリシラちゃんは、ナタリーにハメられ、禁断の飲酒。酔っぱらって、あるとんでもない失態を犯してしまうのです。その一部始終ちょうどロケにきていた素人エロの大人気DVDシリーズ「Chicks Go Crazy」のカメラが収めていたため、さあ大変。貞操を守るため、プリシラちゃんは「Chicks Go Crazy」のプロデューサーから映像を奪還しようと奮闘しますが……。
cry like a child would, you r●ped my childhood just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon.
この辺to kill a mockingbirdを読んでいただければ、なんでrapeになっちゃうのか問題解決！ r●ped my childhood.このフレーズ、個人的に好きです。それが Rolie Polie Olieと、かわいくディズニー・チャンネルへとstrollingしていく。 またしても、ファンの心をくすぐるツボに入りました。
to relax my mind i take a walk by the clock and i pass the time and rhymin, mathematic timin, syntax impacts the intact hymen.
はい、リラックスして～素直にいっちゃいましょう、ボー君に合わせて（爆）。
で次が、
i'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider, fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider (inside her) i thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis i spit gold bars cause i was molested by my uncle midas gay dads blow pops, another sucker, oedipus was the first motherfucker.
we the people of the USA jose, we're not talkin to you, esse. we got a border in order to keep you out, it's what my NYU essay's about cause we're, xenophobic warrior princess, molested by my uncle sam, is that incest? "I WANT YOU" to smell my finger does my nephew's scent still linger?
ちなみに、jose, we're not talkin to you, esse.は色々解釈の仕方がでてきそうですね。 自分の意見をゴリ押しせずにそのままながします（笑）
south of queers, north of hell, the queer ones suck and the brown one's smell we guard the border and we guard it well but some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell did i say liberty? i meant taco, paco, hey you better let that rock go cause in real life goliath wins and then sells all the silk that the widow spins.
はい、そのまま政治／宗教ネタいっちゃいましょう！
south of queers はsuckされるでしょうな ははは。 north of hellも、いろいろ解釈の仕方がありそうです。
ははは the queer ones suckとか brown one's smell とか 言う白い人たちいそうですよね。 いや、いるでしょうね ははは。ちなみに、言葉的にその前の歌詞ともちろん絡んでるから面白いです。
liberty bell →liberty /bell →taco bell, →taco →paco この関係／関連キーワードがたまらない！
cause in real life goliath wins goliath！ ビッグワードいただきました！ でも使いこなしてます（笑）。 しかも勝ち負け表現を持ってきて、ボー君自身がキワドい勝負に出ております。 こういうチャレンジャーな表現に、ボー君の莫大なエネルギーと可能性を感じるのです。。。
chorus
bitches and hoes, bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes. bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist, bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist so take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em take off your bras and burn em, or you can let bo burnham burn em.
YOU TUBEのアップロード後、一時 copyright reasonで自らのクリップがブロックされ、ワタワタしながらTwitter上で、解決方法を尋ねていたボー君。
（写真クリックへtwitterへ）かわいいすぎます。
そしてファンからの賛辞、そして、反対派の’昔のボーが良かった’という感想に対し、
thanks guys. and i do hear what all the "we liked the old bo better" are saying. that's fair. the album is very stripped down except for two studio tracks. just trying to make dick jokes. if you don't like this group of dick jokes, perhaps you'll like the next. ♥ bo
i'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady but nice cause i texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and i'm arrested for doing 80. like hamlet, all about "words, words, words" divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds.
i'm a gay sea otter. i blow other dudes out of the water. i'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, cold and fly like an arctic puffin, puffin whacky tobaccy hatin other rappers like i'm Helga Pataki and i've been rockin this mic before electricity way back in 1000 BCE - thats before the common era.
そうなんです。１９～２０歳の男の子なんです。だからオチがHelga Pataki だったりするんすよ！ いきなりストンと、子どもらしく無邪気にオチたりするんです。
これがたまらないんですよ！！！
i can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up chick's got a dixie cup, i gotta dick full of helium, i'll fuck you up. a boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person. i give the perspective a switch and bo talks in the third person. just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts
I can't be stopped ~chick's got a dixie cupはdixie chicksをもじり、かつカノジョたちがBush大統領を批判したときに起きた一連の論争がベースになっている（はず 爆） dixie →dick jokeへのスムーズな移行、 そして、ファンの間で人気の高い i gotta dick full of helium, i'll fuck you upの部分に突入です。 この華麗な手さばき（？汗）といったら！！
i'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady but nice cause i texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and i'm arrested for doing 80. like hamlet, all about "words, words, words" divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds. i'm a gay sea otter. i blow other dudes out of the water. i'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, cold and fly like an arctic puffin, puffin whacky tobaccy hatin other rappers like i'm Helga Pataki and i've been rockin this mic before electricity way back in 1000 BCE - thats before the common era. i can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up chick's got a dixie cup, i gotta dick full of helium, i'll fuck you up. a boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person. i give the perspective a switch and bo talks in the third person. just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts
i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite. hungry hungry hippocrite. i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite.
met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day, but she was dyslexic, so i ended up doin the YMCA we ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer semi-colon, find that hole like i'm Stephen Hawking, Atticus Finch, killing, mocking. cry like a child would, you raped my childhood just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon. to relax my mind i take a walk by the clock and i pass the time and rhymin, mathematic timin, syntax impacts the intact hymen. i'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider, fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider (inside her) i thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis i spit gold bars cause i was molested by my uncle midas gay dads blow pops, another sucker, oedipus was the first motherfucker.
chorus.
we the people of the USA jose, we're not talkin to you, esse. we got a border in order to keep you out, it's what my NYU essay's about cause we're, xenophobic warrior princess, molested by my uncle sam, is that incest? "I WANT YOU" to smell my finger does my nephew's scent still linger? south of queers, north of hell, the queer ones suck and the brown one's smell we guard the border and we guard it well but some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell did i say liberty? i meant taco, paco, hey you better let that rock go cause in real life goliath wins and then sells all the silk that the widow spins.
chorus
bitches and hoes, bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes. bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist, bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist so take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em take off your bras and burn em, or you can let bo burnham burn em.
ツアー詳細は以下のとおり。チケット購入は９月１７日より こちら本人のHPよりリンクされてます。 10/23/2010 Park West - Chicago, IL @ 7:00 PM 10/23/2010 Park West - Chicago, IL @ 9:30 PM 10/24/2010 Turner Hill Ballroom - Milwaukee, WI 10/28/2010 Barrymore Theatre - Madison, WI 10/29/2010 Englert Theatre - Iowa City, IA 10/30/2010 Royal Oak Music Hall - Royal Oak, MI 10/31/2010 Varsity Theatre - Minneapolis, MN 11/04/2010 The Knitting Factory - Boise, ID 11/05/2010 Aladdin Theatre - Portland, OR 11/07/2010 Showbox - Seattle, WA 11/11/2010 Regency Center - San Francisco, CA 11/13/2010 Music Box - Los Angeles, CA 11/14/2010 SOMA - San Diego, CA 11/17/2010 La Zona Rosa - Austin, TX 11/18/2010 Numbers Nightclub - Houston, TX 11/19/2010 Palladium Ballroom - Dallas, TX 11/20/2010 Tipitinas - New Orleans, LA 12/02/2010 Higher Ground Ballroom - Burlington, VT 12/03/2010 State Theatre - State College, PA 12/04/2010 Trocadero Theatre - Philadelphia, PA 12/05/2010 Capitol Theatre - Columbus, OH
‘I am a very big fan of Malcolm Hardee. In America, I’ve worshipped Andy Kaufman and had found Malcolm in trying to research other anti-comics. For you guys to nominate me for that award, and then take the piss out of me when my someone said that I don't do this, my job, for money, is honestly, an absolute honour Yes. I care about money but I do kind of hate myself for it.’(chortle.co.uk、2010/08/28） とコメント。
＊２ Greg Davisは先日、相方が紹介していた英ヒット・シッコム「the inbetweeners」で学校の校長先生をしている方です。'We are Klang!'というTVでは放送できないようなネタを繰り広げる過激コメディ・チームのメンバーでもあり、ライブ・コメディとしても芸歴が長い方なんですね。
＊３ Russell KaneはBBC Radio やテレビですでに活躍中のコメディアン。結構シェークスピアとかネタに入れたりと、趣深いこともします。ここ３年くらいでいきなり頭角に上がってきた感じ。ポスト・ラッセル・ハワード的な注目もされてるかと思います。（たしかに写真写りはいいんですが、実際に見ると・・・当ブログで未紹介の衝撃の理由がここに！！！）
＊４ Sarah Millicanは、テレビ／ラジオのゲスト出演多数のほか、BBC radioでも看板番組を持つくらいの人。女性ですが、やはり下ネタ（生理とかパンティとかブラとか）に頼らない笑いを繰り広げることで評価されています。
as he himself points out, the particular appeal of the YouTube songs – which rested to a considerable degree on the contrast between his tender years and their scabrous lyrics – was always going to be temporary. と、YOU TUBEでの人気やそこで披露している芸事への評価は一時的だと承知し、
"It would have been sad if I'd still been singing like a 16-year-old. I'm trying to get away from being the 'dirty-song kid'." もし今も１６歳のときと同じように歌ってたらキツイ。ダーティな歌を歌うガキ、というレッテルをはぎ取りたいと切望し、
そのために
The current show, he said, took a year-and-a-half to write.
おそらく大多数の大人は私と同じ考えできているはずなのです。なのに、彼は"I don't want you to have a big laugh. When you get out of here after the show, I want you to laugh 'heh!'(皮肉の笑い）"という確固たる笑いのスタイルを持ち、王者の風格で芸を披露。カトリック教、男女関係、政治、など、かなり深いテーマを猛スピードのrhymeですこぶるダークにせめていきます。それも歌だけじゃなくて、スタンダップ、詩、俳句とかなり様々な形式で。 そしてなにより、どん底にシュールでダークと反比例して、韻の踏み方がナマできくと、気持ちいいほど美しいんですよ。 「面白いかどうかはもはや、求めてはいけない！」とまで思わせてしまう、ゴリ押しな感じ、そして若さとエネルギー。 写真と違って、ステージに立つボー君は、目がイッちゃってて、すんごいオーラ放ってて。ちょっと神懸かり的でしたね。 あの目がどうにも、どっかで見た事あると、この３日間ずっと考えてたんですよ。。。んで、ようやく思い出しました→DEATH NOTEのライト君（爆）そう、そういう非常にダークな知性を発揮していましたぁ。。。
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